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Instant Moutaineer

sir-edmund-hillary-gear_49924_600x450Hey! My son lives in Tacoma. Let’s go up for a visit and climb Mt. Rainier. To the top. Next week.

Riiiiiight. Any idiot knows that you have to plan, prepare and train before tackling a mountain like that. Then, why on earth do we think that we can climb the mental mountains of major personal and lifestyle changes without any preparation at all?

‘Fess up. How many times have you resolved to lose weight, start exercising or whatever, started off all gang-busters, failed miserably and wondered how? I estimate that I’ve set those goals more than 20 times. I estimate that I’ve failed to acheive those goals more than 20 times. (Once, though, I did manage to quit smoking for a couple of years before I relapsed. That was before I acknowledged that I am a nicotine addict, not a habitual smoker – important distinction, realization and admission, let me tell you. With that distinction, I’m a seven year non-smoking nicotine addict.) With that track record, why not give up? Why try again?

Because, like L’Oreal says, I’m worth it.

Like They (the infamous They) say, the definition of insanity is doing something the same way time after time, expecting different results. I finally did it differently. I finally figured out that I couldn’t go from couch potato to marathoner  or from a size 20 to a size two overnight. (Let’s get real here, without mummification, I ain’t ever going to a size two.) I started listening to my body and approached the changes as lifestyle changes rather than as “going on a diet” or as “starting to workout.”  I couldn’t go from eating 92.4 grams of sugar each day (the average American intake) to 25 grams (the American Heart Association’s recommended daily maximum) in one stroke – stroke being the operative word, every time I tried it, my system went into fits of apoplexy and complete rebellion. The system-wide, cellular response was, “Hell to the no.” The smart approach for me was the same one many take when quitting smoking – the gradual one.

I removed processed foods from my diet, but initially replaced many of those sugars with added servings of fruit. To stave off cravings, I ate treesful of apples those first few weeks. As my system got used to getting natural fructose instead of high-fructose corn syrup or sucrose, I was able to decrease the number of daily fruit servings to one or two. Weight loss began in a way that my system could live with.

As I’ve struggled with my attitude in the last few months of 2013, I have failed to monitor my diet. I have failed to keep sugars and wheat in check. I have failed to eat enough vegetables or, really, anything even approaching a balanced diet. I’ve eaten all the wrong things in all the wrong proportions.  But….

I’m worth it, remember?

So, I begin a new year on the calendar and in my mind. My refrigerator is stocked with veggies. I’ve got dried fruit and nuts for snacks. I’ve got lean meat in the freezer. My nutritional arsenal is full and my mind in the right place.  I begin the process of training to summit my mental mountains which are every bit as daunting as Mt. Ranier even if they don’t include a visit with my son.

IDonWanna

sulking boyYou know those days when you’re just itching to get to the gym and get in a great workout? (Pretend. Work with me, here.) Well, last night wasn’t one of them.  So, I bought a two liter of Vernor’s Ginger Ale, a pint of Phish Food, a bag of kettle corn and I settled onto the couch to watch my very own Timothy Olyphant film festival.

Okay, no, I didn’t.

I went to the gym anyway and did my full workout. I didn’t want to; but, I put on my big girl panties and got it done. Why? Because I’ve made a commitment to myself and I’m not going to cheat with Phish Food and Timothy Olyphant. (Okay, maybe him, but not the ice cream.) I’m working too hard at removing these last pounds to derail myself with a sugar coma of Biblical proportions, which would be the result of that menu, I can assure you.

Parenting is easier on days when we’re in a good mood, our children are behaving like humans and we don’t get stuck in traffic behind either a bus or a garbage truck. Likewise, dieting is easier on days when we aren’t at the mercy of hormone cravings, when the beautiful weather inspires a long walk, and our schedules have plenty of time for a workout. The occurrences of those kinds of days are roughly equivalent and may coincide with blue moons. The real world just doesn’t operate like that most of the time.

I was tired from work, stressed over a million things, had chores at home and just didn’t feel like it. I felt like my cousin’s daughter who simply refused to get dressed for school yesterday. Had I been that toddler, I’d have stared defiantly and said, “IDonWanna.” Well, IDonWanna ain’t gonna get me back into my cute skirts, now, is it? IDonWanna isn’t going to get me to my goals or do me any favors. All it’s going to do is inspire guilt and crank up those nasty, old, unhealthy recordings again.

For me, it’s easier to fight the Inner Toddler if I have some kind of routine. I don’t make it to the gym at the same time every night, but I try to get close.  And I’m establishing the habit of going every weekday.  If I go only on alternating days, I will find reasons not to go – laundry, dishes, navel gazing. Maybe you can go on alternating days and, if that works for you, go for it!  In the oddest things, though, I prefer uniformity and one of those things is in my schedule.  I like some kind of pattern and predictability.  It allows me to get into a groove that can become a habit that I can keep.

Building those habits helps motivate me on days when the Inner Toddler is running amok. The pattern and routine help keep me on track when, like Hays, I really just donwanna.

Out, Damned Spot

The past couple of weeks have found me at the gym about ten days.  My typical workout consists of 15 to 20 minutes of hard cardio, 30 minutes of weightlifting, and 15 minutes on a treadmill. I alternate what I’m working on with weights. One day it’s arms, shoulders, chest and back. The next day it’s legs, hips and core. I’m already seeing some significant results; however, I’m also seeing some other things.

Namely flying squirrel arms.

The reality of having a lot of fat for a long time is that I had all the skin required to cover it.  Now that the fat’s not there, the skin doesn’t know it’s not needed anymore and doesn’t seem to be hitting the road.  So, I’ve got extra skin – particularly on my arms, abdomen and thighs.  And, I’m not going to lie, it bothers me. It bothers me that it’s there and it bothers me that cosmetic surgery is really the only way to totally get rid of it.

pointing fingerWe see articles all the time about losing belly fat or trimming our thighs or getting a smaller posterior.  The truth is (and you already know this) without liposuction. we cannot spot reduce the fat in our bodies.  The body calls up the contents of fat cells for usage in whatever order it decides.  Right now, I’m 13 pounds away from my goal and, if I got a vote, almost all of them would come from between my rib cage and my knees. I have not been issued a voter registration card, though, so I’m fairly certain I will not get any input on this.

So, I can’t determine where the fat comes from; however, I can make certain that I am diligent in exercising the muscles in those areas that I’d like to see decrease.  I can work to firm and condition the underlying muscles.  As those firm up, even with the extra skin, the appearance of the whole area is improved. I’m told that the extra skin will decrease over time, as well; but, that it takes several years.  Oh, well.  I was planning on living them, anyway.  Might as well see if that is true, right?

As I said, I’m 13 pounds away from my goal and I’m confident that (like last time) my bra size will reduce to Why Bother before my thighs are where I’d like for them to be. C’est la vie! I will keep working towards that goal, fitting back in my favorite skirts from last year and I won’t worry about the rest of it.

I don’t like the extra skin, but it’s not going to kill me the way the fat was.  And, I’d like to lose the rest in my hips and thighs, but if I don’t, that won’t kill me either.  What will kill me is living the way I was, eating whatever I wanted, allowing my head trash to get in the way, and never exercising. I might not be able to spot reduce fat; but, I can certainly spot reduce unhealthful habits.

To those, I can be my very own Lady McBeth and command: Out, damned spot!

What You Need Is A Gas-Guzzler

Last week, we talked about how  the body processes calories differently depending on the source of the fuel. Just as calories are different, so is the rate at which they are burned by different types of tissue. The rate at which our bodies burn fuel is called the basal metabolic rate.

When a non-obese person under 50 is at rest, the heart and kidneys burn the most fuel.  Then comes the brain, the liver, skeletal muscle, the rest of the body’s functions and. finally, adipose tissue. (If you want to see the study and can understand the hieroglyphics, check it out here.) Did you know what was dead last on that list?  Yep, adipose tissue – our old nemesis, FAT.  According to this study, muscle tissue requires nearly three times the energy to function than fat does.  It burns three times the number of calories. It’s a gas guzzler.

Well, sign me up! Right?

We’ve all heard this before and it’s why people recommend weight-lifting and strength training as part of a weight loss program. When we lift weights, we are activating those muscle cells making them burn more energy.  In addition, every time we lift, we damage our muscles the tiniest bit.  Our bodies have to repair that damage, using even more energy, making the muscles stronger. Now, ladies, I know that most of us are not wanting to look in the mirror and see L.L. Cool J’s body (across the room, maybe, but not in the mirror.) Lifting weights isn’t going to turn us into muscle-bound men. We will not sprout chest hair or a full beard. Our sex drives may increase, but, I’m pretty sure our partners won’t be complaining about that; so, that one’s a win all the way around.

According to the Mayo Clinic, we increase our metabolic rates by regular aerobic exercise, strength training and lifestyle activities. That means we need to regularly engage in something that gets our heart rates up and makes us breathe hard (I know that you’re back with L.L. Cool J. Stop it.). We need to do some weight lifting and we need to change our lifestyles to move more.  Any additional movement is good for us. Park further from the door. Take the stairs. Take our shopping carts all the way back in the store. Although there are many factors that determine our basal metabolic rates, those little things add up.

SONY DSCI would not suggest that we all run out and buy a giant weight set and start pumping iron.  I’ve recommended this before and I’ll do it again: this is one place where a personal trainer is really what you need. These people can teach you lift effectively and properly so that you achieve the best results with the least amount of injury.  Remember – that’s what they do. That’s their area of expertise. If you cannot afford regular sessions with a trainer, then book just one, explain your situation and ask them to design a plan for you.  In about six weeks, your muscles will be yawning at that routine and you’ll need another.  Have another session with a trainer.

I’ll admit, time with a trainer isn’t cheap, but the money is probably there in the budget. Take it out of drive-thrus, cigarettes, alcohol, or doctor co-payments.  After all, when we eat right and exercise, we don’t darken the doctor’s office door nearly as frequently!

As we age, our bodies slow down, making weight loss and fitness an even greater challenge. We need every little edge we can get and this one is an easy one to get.

Let’s get lifting and turn our bodies into gas guzzlers!

Challenge – Day One

1inCRYSTALSRelax, I’m not going to phone in the next 30 days worth of posts with minor challenge updates; however, I am going to talk about today, the first day of my 30-Day Challenge.  Today was heavy on fitness.

I did a lot of walking today that I’m not going to count towards my total; however, I have some rather heavy topics weighing on my mind these days.  When I found myself brooding on them (brooding is such a descriptive word, don’t you think?), I would get up from y desk, walk down the four flights of stairs, march around the building, then walk back up the stairs.  I made this trek three times. My black heels are not designed for this.

After work and feeding the hordes, I took myself off to the gym where I sweated on the elliptical for 20 minutes, lifted weights for 30 (working on arms, shoulders and back), then walked for another 18 minutes.  My fitness goals for the month were:

  • Get to the gym 12 times
  • Walk 12 miles
  • Drink 1920 oz of water (she says that’s 64 oz a day)

I’ve made one trek to the gym, walked one mile and I consumed roughly 100 ounces of water today. It’s a decent start.

You guys didn’t share your Challenge goals with me (for shame). Anybody get started on it?

Building Something to Move You

Walking-ClipartWaking Up in Vegas, Stricken with The Mango Kid going Tick, Tick, Boom in my ears, I concentrate on Learning to Fly because I’m a Spitfire.

It’s all about the soundtrack for me.  When I run or swim, I don’t listen to music.  Those activities are more like meditation for me.  They actually allow me to turn my brain off and clear my thoughts.  As a result, those activities are more mentally refreshing for me than just walking is.  However, at this point, walking is my main method of exercise, which kind of stinks since I don’t have much fun walking.  I don’t have much fun, that is, if I don’t take good music with me to drive me along.

My son made a terrific playlist for me to exercise to.  I use the same one all the time and I love it. I use it when I walk at the park and when I’m on a treadmill.   The beats vary a little so I shorten or lengthen my stride to match.  When I’m on the treadmill and wondering if I’ll be able to make it to the end of my workout, I visualize where I am on the park trail and I won’t let myself finish until I’m back at the car.  It’s a parlor trick, I know.  It works, though, so I’m going to continue to use it.

If you’re having a hard time making yourself go for that walk, build a playlist that works for you.  Build one that makes you want to smile, want to dance or want to run.  Build one that inspires or moves you.  The links above will get you to videos of songs that get me moving (I apologize for the quality of the one for The Mango Kid.  It’s a shame I couldn’t find one better – that’s a great song,)  Find what works for you.  Build it and use it.

After all, Ladies and Gentlemen, you are a Firework.

Neatly Bookended

fireworksOkay, so I had this other piece that I was going to post today.  It was cooking in my brain almost all day yesterday; but, you’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to talk about Bobbi-Claire Akins because today, we are celebrating!!!!

Yesterday morning started with a text from a friend that she was in One-derland!  Woohoo!!!!  I don’t know the last time she was there, but I’d say at least seven years or so.  Then came news that a friend in Jackson is continuing to make good choices for herself.  Then came news that my sister, while not losing weight is losing size and feeling better than ever. Then a friend in Nebraska reported that her compression workout gear is getting loose. And, finally, my friend Cindy reported a loss of 16 pounds!  Hurray!!!!!

I talk about weight loss a lot; however, while that was my initial goal two years ago, it’s really a by-product now.  The goal is good health.  The goal is a better functioning body.  The goal is better life for whatever years we live.

My friend in Jackson has gone from drinking two cups of morning coffee, each containing five heaping teaspoons (the serving kind, not the measuring kind) of white sugar to drinking two cups of morning coffee, each containing one heaping teaspoon of turbinado sugar. She’s eating more vegetables, less bread and feeling better than she remembered that she could.

My One-derland friend, my sister, and my friend Cindy are all making better food choices – reducing or eliminating soy, wheat and refined sugar.  My friend in Nebraska is exercising daily.  All of these women are feeling better than they have in a very long time.

Today, I take my hat of to them!  I thank them for sharing their success with me.  What a privilege to get to watch your triumph!!

Well done.  Keep it up and we’ll talk about Bobbi-Claire tomorrow.

Tone Loc, Tone Up

Tone-LocDead serious, I went to sit up this morning and I heard Tone Loc singing Wild Thing.  Well, specifically, I heard this line: “Yo love, you must be kiddin'” and my abs were singing it to me.

For the past three nights, I’ve hit the gym after work.  As I mentioned on Tuesday, I have done a poor job of taking care of mySELF and maintaining   healthy habits.  I didn’t even believe my own excuses anymore; so, I stopped making them.  Even so, working out at 4:30 AM may be okay for the First Lady; but, it is just not the time for this goddess to get up and get sweaty.  So, if I’m not going to do it early, then I’ll just have to do it late.  As a result, I find myself walking into the gym at 8:30 or 9 PM. I give it a hard hour or so, then go home and pass out.

During my Tuesday night chest/shoulders/back routine, it occurred to me that I want something that I know I cannot have.  I want to feel as strong as I did before my knee surgery, but I don’t want to put in the work to be that strong.  It’s impossible.  My rational mind knows that.  My irrational mind was just being a loud mouth.  It’s been known to do that.

Before my surgery, I was in the best shape of my life.  I was healthier than ever!  I could do sit-ups and push ups.  I could run and climb.  I asked my body to do things and my body did them. It was the most amazing feeling EVER.  I want to feel that way again.  I want to be able to get up from a seated position on the floor without grunting, groaning, heaving or rocking for momentum.  I want to be able to lift my body weight using just my arms.  I want to run without gasping for air. I want to feel strong and, in feeling strong, I want to feel young.  That’s probably the core of it right there.  I don’t want to feel like a middle-aged woman whose body is gaining downhill momentum.  

Because I slacked on my training, I lost ground.  I did not go all the way back to square one, thankfully; but, I lost a significant amount of ground and I’m paying the price to make it up right now.  The price is in sore muscles – REALLY sore muscles.  Well, sore to the point that my abs were singing, You must be kiddin’.

Nope.  I’m not kidding.  I’m going to continue to get up, continue to move, continue to push myself, get stronger, and get healthier.

Aging is inevitable.  Body function deterioration is inevitable.

Inevitable, but, it doesn’t have to be today.

What’s Your Job?

No, really.  What’s your job? Your role? How many of them do you have?  Mother, sister, writer, junior partner, girlfriend, crazy cat lady.  Those are just a few of mine.  Notice a glaring exclusion?  I didn’t until I read this Oprah interview with Michelle Obama.  In talking about working out at 4:30 AM, the First Lady said, “Well, I just started thinking, if I had to get up to go to work, I’d get up and go to work. If I had to get up to take care of my kids, I’d get up to do that. But when it comes to yourself, then it’s suddenly, “Oh, I can’t get up at 4:30.” So I had to change that. ”

That made me think of my most important job, the role absolutely no one else can perform for me…..that of self.

I am the only one of me (stop thanking the saints under your breath.  I can hear you and it’s rude.)  All of the other roles come after the one of mySELF.  If I don’t care for Self, if I don’t exercise and feed my body, if I don’t feed my heart and my soul, who else will?  Who else even can?

Although I couldn’t find the original interview, I found another FLOTUS quote that said, “Women, in particular, need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because if we’re scurrying to and from appointments and errands, we don’t have a lot of time to take care of ourselves. We need to do a better job of putting ourselves higher on our own ‘to do’ list.”

I met with Ambrose for a few minutes last week.  He owns a personal training company and is incredibly passionate about helping people motivate themselves to achieve what they had always wanted, but hadn’t really thought possible.  He takes a person’s drive to be better and turns it up to eleven.  As we were talking, I told him about the demands of my job and how I have not found a regular time to hit the gym.  I’m something of a creature of habit and I haven’t been able to form a routine.  But, even as I was saying the words, I heard that FLOTUS quote about changing her thinking in my mind.  I even shared it with Ambrose who was buying none of my excuses anyway. He loved the quote and I felt like a jackass for even trying to float them to start with.

I don’t treat my health like part of my job.  I don’t put myself high enough on my priority list.  I am neglecting mySELF job.  Ten to one says that you are, too.  But, if you’re not, how do you do it? How do you make that time for yourself and keep yourself on task?  How do you change your thinking to excel at yourSELF?

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The Natural Pitch

Okay, so this isn't a bleeding heart, but it's pretty.
Okay, so this isn’t a bleeding heart, but it’s pretty.

“Key all-natural ingredients! Clinically tested (or proven) to increase sexual performance (end hot flashes,  aid in weight loss) mind-bogglingly quickly! A limited number of free samples are available exclusively for this listening area (all three states I drove through yesterday)! But everyone else is already calling so you’d better hurry up and get on the horn!” (Panic in the streets. People rushing for phones.)

I must have heard four or five products make these claims yesterday.  The parts that really killed me were the clinical trial and the “all-natural” claims.  I’m pretty sure that the manufacturer owns that clinic and has some hefty input into the results.  And, I’ve never read the ingredient lists; so, for all I know, their products may be all-natural.  The thing is: that doesn’t mean that they are either effective or good for you.

Crab’s eye, desert rose, bleeding heart, foxglove, belladonna, white snakeroot, oleander, and Jerusalem cherries are all all-natural – and they are all poisonous to humans on some level or another.  Honey is all-natural – and does nothing to replace hormones for either men or women and it certainly does nothing for weight loss.

I can’t speak to any herb’s efficacy for hormone replacement – or any pharmaceutical’s, for that matter – because I’m not a doctor or an herbalist or a patient for that.  Like I’ve told you before, all I’m sharing here are my own experiences, what works for me and what doesn’t.

It is my opinion that the only way to lose weight in the long-term is with a lifestyle change.  Period.

Gastric bypass surgery certainly is an invaluable tool for some in initial weight loss; however, without lifestyle changes, those patients are unable to maintain the loss.  You’ve seen it and so have I.  Pharmaceuticals can also be valuable tools; however, drug sales are a business and that creates something of a conflict of interest to my way of thinking.  As a result, we’ve seen some dangerous drugs make it through – remember Fen-phen?  Most of these mail-order options are nothing more than snake-oil, in my opinion, and make actually be dangerous.

I was able to lose weight with a lifestyle change.  I’m not saying that no other tool is viable or, in some cases, even the best option.  However, I am saying that to maintain weight loss, we must alter how we eat and how we exercise.

We must eat cleaner foods closer to their natural state.  We must watch our calorie, fat and sugar intakes. We must exercise portion control.  We must exercise, period, whether that’s walking, dancing, swimming, or  running.  We can mow the lawn with a push-mower rather than a riding one.  We can park further from the door. We can take the stairs.  We can move more.

When you boil it all down, that stuff that doctors have told us for years – eat right and exercise – works, no matter whose clinic runs the trials.